I love this whole “we’ll either defund Obamacare or shut down the government” thing. It reminds me of when I was seven years old and I knew I couldn’t win at Monopoly, so I would just knock all the pieces off the board and then go pout in my room.
Has anyone woken green day up yet?
- guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
- guys: ew fat chicks
- guys: why do girls care so much about shopping and romance and nail polish lol so annoying
- guys: ew crazy butch lesbian manly feminazis why can't they act more feminine lol
- guys: why do girls wear makeup they look so much better without it
- guys: oh i'm so sorry are you sick? tired? dying?
- guys: haha girls suck at math/science/sports
- guys: a girl who does math/science/sports? well? get back in the kitchen that stuffs not gonna get you a husband
- guys: why are girls so sensitive when we look at their boobs or something c'mon with that top you're asking for it
- guys: oh my god a gay guy just hit on me how disgusting what a creeper doesn't he have any boundaries?
an octopus is just a wet spider
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
whAT YOU DONE