at a restaurant while u high like
"can i order this"
"would you like a soup or a salad?"
"WHATS A SUPER SALAD"
trying to talk to someone you really admire
I DONT KNOW HOW THIS IS ACCURATE BU SOMEHOW IT IS
the thing about living in australia is there’s always some weird animal making some fucked up noise outside your window
*seductively* water makes me wet
you are a dude
maybe you arent aware how water works